Friday, September 11, 2009

Time for the snip

My deal with Kiki has always been that once we're done having kids, I'd go get the old snipity snip. Really I find it unfair, all she did was push a 11lb 12oz baby out, that couldn't have been painful or anything right? right? I have to say after watching the delivery and the ensuing 14 days I was ready to snip myself with garden shears. Fortunatly I didn't go that route, instead Monday I will be contacting the so called guru of the vasectomy to see if he'd like to play with my balls. Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to it?

2 comments:

  1. The inability to milk the surgery for pity could be considered a drawback, but honestly, it isn't that bad of an experience. But if the doc asks to check if "the curtain matches the drapes" you should just leave.

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  2. You should ask Adam about his doctor who announced "I"m going in for a closer look..."

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